Prove everyone you know wrong: You’re not a complete robot. The very first downloadable, printable Valentine’s Day un-greeting card is available in the shop right now. Be the people in your life friends or lovers, all will appreciate the effort you put into handing them a physical Valentine. You had to fold it, so you’re the real hero. Better still, now you can wait until the last minute to shop buy a Valentine’s Day card. Print, cut, fold, and scribble your name somewhere in the white space. Look at how thoughtful you are!
The PDF contains both the “Romance Achieved” and “Friendship achieved” versions of the Valentine’s Day Transmission, so you can give one to your romance human and one to your friendship human. Cards will fit inside an A2-size envelope.
Do you have a crabby card in mind that just hasn’t shown up yet in the store? Email email@example.com to create a custom un-greeting card with your very own original brain thoughts.