Grumpy Skunk Father’s Day Card

June 24, 2013
Grumpy Skunk Father's Day Card

Now that my siblings and I have finally given our father his Father’s Day gift (we had to celebrate a week late), I can reveal the card I designed for him:

Grumpy Skunk Father's Day Card

Inside: Happy Father’s Day from the fruit of your loins and the products of your parenting.

Our dad used to tell us to pipe down by calling out, “Lower the volume!” As a man who values wordplay and a mastery of the English language, he found this quite amusing. If he didn’t find it amusing, he faked it pretty well. [Song outtro: “That’s what dad’s are fooooooooor…]